He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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