Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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