I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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