is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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