I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
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