Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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