Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
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