my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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