...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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