Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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