I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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