I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
You may now shotgun with the bride
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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