watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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