operation harelip BJ is a go
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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