you guys were way drunker than both of me
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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