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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.

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(310): View more from California

now i know why i became what i already was.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.

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(661): View more from California

So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?

(818): View more from California

I hate you.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.

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(815): View more from Illinois

i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?

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(425): View more from Washington

It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I ate cake in bed. Felt great

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