hell yes lets make some ravioli
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
sick fucks of a feather flock together
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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