i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
