I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
We're hate flirting, damnit.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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