do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Randomize
