nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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