i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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