no, he came in my armpit
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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