he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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