Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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