She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
He shit in the fireplace
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
