I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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