Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
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