she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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