She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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