Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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