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You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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