i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Send help, water and tortillas.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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