I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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