You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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