HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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