I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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