No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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