I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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