Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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