I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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