i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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