Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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