I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Naked. naked and bneed help.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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