if you like me you must not know who I am
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I am available for nakedness
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