How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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