did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
