how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Randomize
