Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
That was an excessively violent trivia night
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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