ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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